http://www.takethisseriously.com/articles Take This Seriously. Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:37:47 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en -John McCain will become the 44th President of the United States, winning the 2nd closest election in history. -There will be an unprecedented amount of voter fraud complaints, including at least one major controversy in a swing state.  However, evidence will be sketchy and no ramifications will ever result. -Obama supporters will ... http://www.takethisseriously.com/articles/predictions-for-the-2008-election/ In the mid-90s, an East Coast vs. West Coast feud developed in rap music, focusing mainly around Tupac (from California) and Notorious BIG (from New York).  The feud started with verbal sparring, then evolved into shootings, then into diss tracks, and finally the death of both rappers. Only in rap would ... http://www.takethisseriously.com/articles/the-impending-east-coast-west-coast-journalism-feud/ Money.  It’s what makes the world go round.  It’s the root of all evil.  It talks. The reason there are so many clichés about money is because it’s one of the most talked-about topics on the planet.  Almost everyone needs money, almost everyone wants money, and absolutely everyone likes to discuss ... http://www.takethisseriously.com/articles/why-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-base-your-life-around-money/ I just found out Fall Out Boy has a new album coming out in a month. Fall Out Boy sucks. Fall Out Boy is the worst band on the planet right now.  They only appeal to 14-year old girls.  14-year old girls are idiots, so therefore Fall Out Boy is pretty much ... http://www.takethisseriously.com/articles/fall-out-boy-sucks/ My fellow Americans, I, Tom Z, am writing to announce my candidacy for the Presidency in the year 2016.  I feel it is my civic duty to campaign for President, and I am honored to have the opportunity to win your vote. In these times of economic and social crisis, it is ... http://www.takethisseriously.com/articles/tom-z-for-president-in-2016/ This November on FOX… The Scofield brothers are back…  in an all-new 9th season of Prison Break! It’s all-new action!  All-new excitement!  All-new danger!!!  And this time, they have an all-new mission on their hands!  Oh sure, it still involves breaking out of a prison, but this time…  they’ll be breaking out ... http://www.takethisseriously.com/articles/an-all-new-9th-season-of-prison-break/ I don’t know if you pay close attention to NASA and our country’s space program. If not, you should be, because space exploration is one of the most intriguing and relevant topics facing our society today. I’m just kidding. Outer space sucks. It’s nothing but a bunch of ... http://www.takethisseriously.com/articles/aliens-suck/ 1984 is one of the most famous novels ever written.  It’s one of those books you don’t even have to read, because it has been referenced so often in print and TV that we all already know the entire novel.  The book, written by George Orwell in the 1940s, portrays ... http://www.takethisseriously.com/articles/2084/ To many people, Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama represents an incredible step forward for this country. It’s not only that he’s the first African-American to ever gain the Presidential nomination; it’s his visionary ideas and the way he attempts to bring a forward-thinking agenda into our nation’s traditionally conservative ... http://www.takethisseriously.com/articles/2pac-obama/ As you already know, today is the 7th anniversary of 9/11.  Today you will be inundated by TV, radio and Internet stories reflecting on the tragedy.  You’ll hear plenty of tales of grief, as well as stories about the American spirit and overcoming tragedy. 9/11 is the worst thing to ever ... http://www.takethisseriously.com/articles/9-good-things-that-happened-because-of-911/